Seriously Tall

"I know guys like this. I’ve seen them at cons, and I do my best to get as far away from them as possible. But despite the show’s premise that these are the everyday heroes down there fightin’ in the retail trenches, they’re not. These are the guys that work at the shop you only go to when the store you like sells out of the comic you want, that you do your best to deal with as quickly as possible because they don’t even wait until you’re at the door before they start smirking at your purchases."